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Weekend Shakespeare Reflection

Friday, January 26th, 2007

As we rest and retire for the weekend, let us pause and think about whether or not we will return to work on Monday. To facilitate this inner dialogue, let Shakespeare’s Hamlet guide us with its famous lines….

To be, or not to be, —that is the question:—
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? —To die, —to sleep,—
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, —’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, —to sleep;—
To sleep! perchance to dream: —ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despis’d love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would these fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,—
The undiscover’d country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns,—puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know naught of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought;
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard, their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. (Hamlet, III.i)

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Magic & Mayhem: The Answers

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

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Okay, you’ve had time to give it the ol’ college try! How did you do?

  • Little Red Riding Hood had a ‘real’ first name. What was it?
  •  A: Biddy

  • In Beauty and the Beast, beauty ends up in married bliss, but what is the fate of her two evil sisters?
  • A: They are turned into statues. And they deserved it, the hags!

  • A mega-famous fairy tale character is known in different lands as Rashin Coatie (Scotland), Aschenputtel (Germany), Zezolla (Italy), and Yeh-hsien (China). What name do we know this character by?
  • A: Cinderella

  • In the story Snow White, what was strange—and rather icky—about her stepmother considering Snow White a romantic rival?
  • A: Snow White was only 7 years old! Which makes the handsome prince pretty nasty, too.

  • The character of the curious Goldilocks went through several transitions. In her first incarnation, what was she?
  • A: A mean old woman named Silver-Hair.

  • We all know that princesses who kiss frogs can turn the frog back into a prince. But in the original fairytale, how did the princess transform the frog into a prince?
  • A: She threw him against a wall. (Ouch.)

  • Which character was horribly killed in the original version of the story? Snow White, Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, or Cinderella?
  • A: Red Riding Hood

  • Jack steals three items from the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Name one of those items.
  • A: A hen that lays golden eggs, a sack of money, and a harp that plays on command. I feel sorry for the giant. He probably worked hard for all those.

  • Cinderella’s original godmother appeared in several forms, none as nice as the sweet grandmotherly figure in the movie! Name any of the original forms.
  • A: A dead calf, bones of a fish, a white bird. Eek.

  • Besides the poisoned apple, what ways (there are 2) did Snow White’s stepmother try to kill her?
  • A: Lacing her corset too tight, and a poisoned comb. You think the idiot would’ve figured it out. Of course…she was only seven!



     

Magic & Mayhem: Fairy Tale Trivia

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

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Are there such things as fairies? Of course, duh. That’s not up for debate. What is in question is your knowledge of fairy tales! Not those stupid saccharine Disney versions either…the real world of literary fairy tales, full of darkness and depravity and gore.

Give it a try, if you dare! Answers will appear tomorrow.

  • Little Red Riding Hood had a ‘real’ first name. What was it?
  • In Beauty and the Beast, beauty ends up in married bliss, but what is the fate of her two evil sisters?
  • A mega-famous fairy tale character is known in different lands as Rashin Coatie (Scotland), Aschenputtel (Germany), Zezolla (Italy), and Yeh-hsien (China). What name do we know this character by? 
  • In the story Snow White, what was strange—and rather icky—about her stepmother considering Snow White a romantic rival?
  • The character of the curious Goldilocks went through several transitions. In her first incarnation, what was she?
  • We all know that princesses who kiss frogs can turn the frog back into a prince. But in the original fairytale, how did the princess transform the frog into a prince?
  • Which character was horribly killed in the original version of the story? Snow White, Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, or Cinderella?
  • Jack steals three items from the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Name one of those items.
  • Cinderella’s original godmother appeared in several forms, none as nice as the sweet grandmotherly figure in the movie! Name any of the original forms.
  • Besides the poisoned apple, what ways (there are 2) did Snow White’s stepmother try to kill her?
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Weird Original Titles: Answers

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Thank you all so much for your patience. I’ve been dealing with a myriad of personal crises and family matters, some of which required far-away traveling. But the literature lover is back! :)

Here are the answers to our last Lit Triv challenge. How did you do?

1. d.
2. h.
3. e.
4. b.
5. a.
6. j.
7. i.
8. f.
9. g.
10. c.

Lit Triv: Match That Title!

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

What if your favorite book—or a book everyone has heard of—were called something else? A surprising number of famous tomes almost got stuck with a pretty bad title.

Test your lit triv skills now!

The numbered list contains the books’ current titles. The lettered list contains the books’ original titles. Can you match them up? Good luck!

The current titles:

  • 1. Pride and Prejudice
  • 2. Treasure Island
  • 3. War and Peace
  • 4. David Copperfield
  • 5. The Great Gatsby
  • 6. Lady Chatterley’s Lover
  • 7. Gone With the Wind
  • 8. Roots
  • 9. Jaws
  • 10. Of Mice and Men

And the originals:

  • a. The High-Bouncing Lover
  • b. The Copperfield Survey of the World As It Rolled
  • c. Something That Happened
  • d. First Impressions
  • e. All’s Well That Ends Well
  • f. Before This Anger
  • g. The Terror of the Monster
  • h. The Sea-Cook
  • i. Ba! Ba! Black Sheep
  • j. Tenderness

Lit Triv, Volume One: Answers

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

Here are the answers for our first volume of Lit Triv! Good job… no fair peeking until you’ve at least tried to guess!

And if there’s a book on the list you haven’t read…tsktsk! Get crackin’!

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Lit Triv

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

Okay, time to wake up those brains after all that holiday loafing!

Below are some famous quotes/excerpts from well-known works of literature and/or authors. How well-read are you?

Give it a try, and post your answers in the Comments section. The winners get…respect and admiration!

1. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.

2. Be great in act, as you have been in thought.

3. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

4. We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.

5. Slow and steady wins the race.

6. Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.

7. We need never be ashamed of our tears.

8. All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.

9. We said there warn’t no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don’t. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

10. “Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive–it’s such an interesting world. It wouldn’t be half so interesting if we know all about everything, would it? There’d be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

11. And when, on the still cold nights, he pointed his nose at a star and howled long and wolflike, it was his ancestors, dead and dust, pointing nose at star and howling down through the centuries and through him.

12. No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.

13. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open . . .

14. “Be a good boy, remember; and be kind to animals and birds, and read all you can.”

15. Call me Ishmael.

16. “Money is a needful and precious thing, and when well used, a noble thing, but I never want you to think it is the first or only prize to strive for. I’d rather see you poor men’s wives, if you were happy, beloved, contented, than queens on thrones, without self-respect and peace.”

17. They were going to look at war, the red animal–war, the blood-swollen god.

18. “Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!”

19. “You see, Wendy, when the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

20. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.